Home again, home again

spaced, unshaven and physically worked over, I am back at home. Good trip overall, but comepletely exhausting… Nothing like flying to the other coast and back as part of the same day. Sleeping on the plane in both directions does not equal a nights rest…

Fortunately, today and tomorrow are slower days thanks to the holiday and I can take it easy to recover.

The longest day…

Today is going to be a very long day. It’s before 5am EST and I am off to California for the day. In and out for a meeting, then back on the redeye… I got an absolutely horrible night sleep last night so hopefully I can catch up a bit on the way west and again on the way back, but I am not planning on that being that restful. My experience on redeye flights has not been that solid… wish me luck!

If you are a Time Traveler…

I am going to need the following:

1. A modified mind warping Dimensional Warp Generator # 52 4350a series
wrist watch with memory adapter.

2. Reliable carbon based, or silicon based time transducing capacitor.

How’s that for a spam? pretty wacky…

Nextel Blackberry 6510 Released!

The Nextel Blackberry seems to have been released – at least for public inquiry. It supports POP email accounts as well as the usual suspects in server sync as well. The only downside for someone like me, is that I won’t be able to sync my Mac to it were it to be my PDA. I will still need a Palm for that.

Seems that the more I consider this the more the Danger Hiptop from T-Mobile (aka Sidekick) is the device of choice based on bang for the buck. It also does not sync, not yet anyway, but only costs $200 compared to the Blackberry which will most likely cost about $500 if I had to guess. The wireless plan will also most likely cost much more that the hiptop which is about $40 flat right now.

My ideal situation?

  • wireless device for email on multiple POP3 accounts
  • syncs with Mac for calendar access
  • color for photos and games – preferred though not a requirement if the screen is good enough
  • bluetooth optional

I don’t see anything like this out there yet… do you?

Plan B

Not sure why I thought the whole Stuffit plan would work, but there does not seem to be a way for me to unstuff the damn thing without error. I guess it’s new drive time. That sucks.

Is this working for Salon?

While waiting for the stuffit stuff (see below) I surf over to Salon and once again decide to read some premium content thanks to their Ultramercial. The thing I wonder is now that I have clicked through the required screens a few times to get what I want, what does Salon really get out of this. I suppose they charge a premium (pun intended) for the ads to Mercedes, but what does Mercedes get? I am no closer to buying a car and certainly not a Mercedes at this time. I just want to read the story, which I now can.

They basically are considering me as a pseudo qualified lead through a process, that requires nothing return from me, so they get nothing from the experience. I bet they already knew beforehand that people are willing to click through a few screens to get ad-supported content. Hmmm… seems like a test that is just being run all that scientifically.

If I were Salon, I would require a brief survey (couple of quick questions) to learn more about who wants to read my stuff. I would then use that information to target marketers who want access to my readership. I would require the Ultramercial be direct response in nature rather than simply a multi-stage ad. Seems silly to just have a commercial while reading. Granted you can look at greater detail on the car if you like, but you are not required to do anything more than move to the next screen. My guess is that the vast majority of people simply hit Next to get back into Salon. Think of TiVo as the same thing. If you have the option of fast forwarding across the commercials, you do. You generally are sitting on the couch or at your desk to watch or read something of your choosing, not to watch and play with ads.

Both Ultramercial and Salon are using the technology as a test, but it needs a lot of help in order to be considered a success by any standards. The simple metrics of number of viewers or sessions per day are going to be interesting, but are not going to help sell any cars.

On the flip side, I hope Salon can keep selling this stuff so I can keep reading…

more time to wait…

Waking up this morning I found the archive had been created is only reading about 4GB which can’t possibly be right. When I explore the archive through Stuffit Deluxe, I find only a few items, which again does not make sense so, I am now moving that arhive to the home machine in order to further investigate, and at the same time I used the stuffit command line to try again on the external drive. aigh.

I guess if I went out and bought another drive I could move everything over at once without compression and save myself some time. I did see a 120GB drive at the apple store online for $269. Seems like the cost is good and the pain is very low. May have to just swallow that later today and chalk this mission up to a loss.

About 41 hours…

… Is what our home computer is saying I must wait for my MP3 collection to stuff across the network. Thanks to the Stuffit 7.0 and the newer StuffitX compression I am hoping to safely store my collection off the damaged drive. The reason for the time on this is pretty simple… I am trying to move and compress my collection (30+GB) across my home network, because the firewire drive will only work (sort of) when connected to my powerbook. I have already moved close to 400 files but I still have over 5400 left to go. Some are fairly sizeable streamed broadcasts so I expect this to go for most of the day. I am guessing that at some point, the time will not match reality and this will finish sooner. I could easily be wrong… I just hope it works. I really need to try and repair that drive, but can’t until I can safely move my data.

UPDATE – New plan. Cancelled the previous over the network deal at 39 hours remaining. I am now working with the command line interface for stuffit which is a nice new addition. I had tried a tar previously but that failed as I ran out of drive space on the hard drive. It will be interesting to see if Stuffit can do it differently.

“Welcome to the Real World”

From Weblog to Moblog: “A weblog is a record of travels on the Web, so a mobile phone log (“moblog”?) should be a record of travels in the world. Weblogs reflect our lives at our desks, on our computers, referencing mostly other flat pages, links between blocks of text. But mobile blogs should be far richer, fueled by multimedia, more intimate data and far-flung friends. As we chatter and text away, our phones could record and share the parts we choose: a walking, talking, texting, seeing record of our time around town, corrected and augmented by other mobloggers.

If we can protect our privacy and trust data networks, then we might find that some of our daily activities would be enhanced by sharing them, both with our circle of friends around the Web, and the people nearby with like minds. Each of our moblogs, our mobile information profiles and archives, could search people in the area for compatible data. Think of it as a Web search on the real world. The results would be constant, part of conversation, tracked by your moblog” Source: Smart Mobs

Chinese Water Torture

For at least a year now the shower in our master bedroom has been dripping. We have gone through a few shower heads based on the brilliant recommendations of both the super and the landlord but since that was not the problem, the drip continued.

You can’t possibly be intense on something like a leaky shower every day – life is busy etc… but every so often (like once a month) I would call and complain to the landlord’s answering machine. He rarely called back.

This fall there was a renewed interest in getting things finally resolved. The landlord and some contractor guy came by once and figured it was a part within the shower fixture that needed to be replaced. This actually confirmed what the super had told me just before. (Just so you know, my super is not allowed to fix anything since he is really here to deal with the COOP apartments and my wife and I are renters)

About a week later the contractor returned with an assistant, a day we thought would never come… He showed up though without any tools or parts. Apparently he wanted to look at the shower again. Guess what, we had the same problem as last time. After that visit a few weeks passed, mainly with me calling everyday and yelling messages of increasing intensity into my landlord’s answering machine. Eventually he called me back to say that he had no faith in his guy to come and fix it and that I should hire a plumber. Why that was not the initial solution, I don’t know.

Today was the day for the plumber to stop by and as you’ll notice from the time of this post that it is way past the time window I picked 9am-12pm. No call to me, but 2 calls to the plumber to find out that they won’t be able to make it and I will have to reschedule. This is just unfuckingreal. If I lived in a place where I had a car, I would probably just drive to Home Depot and get the part and try to fix it myself. Since I don’t live in such a place, another day will come, One that I’m sure will bring predictable disappointment.

Advice for AOL

Dear AOL,

After reading the latest piece in today’s WSJ, Road Runner, America Online Wage Unsisterly Rivalry (subscription required) it occured to me that there is a much longer list of issues that I was previously considering. Before today, I knew about the properties not really playing along with AOL to provide content. I knew about the waning subscription revenues due to broadband adoption (and not your broadband). Today I awoke to the Road Runner vs AOL Broadband issue.

I guess I knew it was there… I am a Road Runner subscriber in NYC. I use AOL rarely but have maintained my account for many years (don’t ask why) paying the minimum to access over tcp/ip since you offered it. Today though, it really hit home how much you are out to hurt yourself with bad business decisions and that is well, just bad business.

It’s easy for me to suggest a solution I don’t work at AOLTW and am not dealing with any of your corporate politics. I imagine things are intense there based on company size and history of the merger… Anyway, I have a few ideas I thought I might share I think can help out.

You offer Road Runner over you cable system and sell AOL as a more expensive add-on but don’t offer a bundled price through YOUR OWN cable company. When I initially subscribed to Road Runner it was a separate item on my cable bill. When packages became available (through the second digital cable upgrade) a bundled option was offered which actually lowered my total bill.

You openly allow two brands to compete in the same space:

Corporate spokesman Ed Adler says it’s not unusual for a company of AOL’s size to have competing brands. “With America Online and Road Runner, we offer two unique brands to high-speed Internet consumers,” he says. “Having multiple brands in the marketplace allows us to share learning, be innovative and save money.”

Wrong! This is not like Coke and Fanta or brands of detergent. You can’t buy one on Monday and another the next week. Once you lock in you are set. (Bundling works…) When the average consumer converts to broadband from AOL, they don’t say but where’s my AOL? They move on. They realize that with speed, they can find what they want through other paths. They use portals like the one provided by their NEW access provider or Yahoo and MSN. You are missing a massive opportunity here.

Consider this…

You are a cable company, a multi-media company and an access provider. Use what you know on all fronts. What if you made some use out of you main online Brand (AOL) and played the game through a domain strategy. People who sign up for Road Runner get AOL.net addresses. AOL Broadband, get AOL.com addresses. AOL.com customers get the benefits of bundled service on YOUR cable company, value-add service on external providers.

AOL.net customers can get an AOL based portal to access some level of content you determine, though more than what is publically available. AOL.com customers can get access to your full arsenal of material. AOL.net customers can BUY pay per view access to AOL and AOL.com content because, like on cable, they are on your network. Provide benefits to your customers.

It’s not too late, but things are moving very quickly against you. Yahoo premium services (yes I know it’s not proven yet) and MSN are making strong moves against you. You still have the market share and the brand equity to move strong and maintain the lead. I know I am not alone in believing and perhaps wishing this would happen. Just do it. Stop the BS internally and make it so. Need some help? Send me an email.

Big Brother’s Big Win

Salon’s covererage of the USA Patriot Act and Total Information Awareness Program AKA The Department of Pre-Crime…

Big Brother’s big win: “This week’s closed-door ruling by a secretive court will give the feds unprecedented domestic spying powers, a constitutional expert says.” Source: Salon

Spam Tracking…

For whatever reason I have been keeping tabs on the spam that just keeps on coming and coming. It’s hard not to notice when the same thing gets sent to you repeatedly and I thought it would prove (at least minimally) interesting to report what’s hot in spam. I’d say that in a given day I receive an average of close to 100 spam emails across the 5 email accounts (not including hotmail, yahoo or aol which are totally out of control!) I keep active. Apple’s Mail.app catches about 95% of them and sorts them to my Junk folder for me to scan before I delete.

This list is far from complete and thanks to the spam community can and will continue to grow. I’ve excluded the usual suspects of porn, Nigerian scams, multi-level marketing schemes, 10 Million email addresses and penis enlargement solutions.

The hot subject lines of the week seem to be:

  • This Year’s Hottest Gift! – R/C Mini-Racer – JUST $19.99
  • Homer Simpson Talking Bottle Opener
  • Get Your Own Personal LIE Detector!
  • High quality, full-color business or personal cards FREE!
  • You’ve Won – Claim Your Elvis Monopoly Set and More!
  • Flat Hose – As Seen on TV!
  • messages from someone@borg.com
  • ADV: Lowest Life Insurance Rates – Free Quote…
  • FAILED DELIVERY (nothing like a fake error message)
  • RE: Your Account Status
  • American Express want to Pay You Up to 5%……

The main sending offenders seem to revolve around the same choice few domains…

  • optin-offers.net – my favorite!
  • azogle.com
  • lessthanyouthought.com
  • clickformail.com
  • superdealnow.com
  • dealsweeps.faxtors.net
  • your-info.cc
  • free-gift-offers.com
  • e-clk.com
  • greatfamilyoffers.com

There are many, many more.