I’ve been crawling through job postings on various sites and found an absolute gem…Rather than post a link to it (I don’t need any more competition!), I’ll just leave this highlight:
In view of the fact that you will effectively be selling your soul, you will be well paid. The only downside of the job is that you will be working for an inconsiderate, insensitive and demanding swine. Still – you can’t have everything.
At least they’re being honest. 😉