The Onion just kicks ass

The Onion just kicks ass

That was some cheap move, capturing me in some trap. You didn’t have the guts to come looking for me yourself, ’cause you know you wouldn’t last five minutes in the depths where I live. But you knew exactly what would make me come sniffing around, and you set me up good. Well, chalk one up for you, mister, and enjoy it, ’cause it’s the only one you’re gonna get.

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