ESPN.com: GEN – An ailment for international soccer goalkeepers: Scrabble

Lionel Letizi just wanted to play a friendly game of Scrabble. Instead, the Paris Saint-Germain goalkeeper apparently won’t be playing anything for a while. Source:Daypop Top News Stories]

In the report, it’s just the latest in a string of bizarre injuries among international goalkeepers:

  • Spain’s Santiago Canizares missed this year’s World Cup after dropping a bottle of aftershave on his foot and damaging a tendon.
  • Arsenal goalkeeper David Seaman hurt himself while he reached for his TV remote control and needed surgery.
  • Wigan’s Dave Beasant missed matches after dropping a jar of mayonnaise on his toe.
  • Liverpool keeper Michael Stensgaard dislocated his shoulder in 1995, trying to catch an ironing board that had slipped from his grasp.

Hip Hop Tots

A 33-year-old J. Walter Thompson copywriter named Daniel A. Cohen is overhauling “Western civilization’s canon of nursery rhymes” and setting “it to hip-hop rhythms,” reports Robin Finn in The New York Times. He’s now selling his disc, called “Bust a Nursery Rhyme” at Wal-Mart, among other places. Sample this: “Humpty Dumpty got out of bed, Humpty Dumpty shined his egg head…Humpty Dumpty climbed to the top, Humpty Dumpty felt the beat drop.” Source: Reveries.com

Tetris

I am glad that this is here as I am also a major Tetris fan. My main addiction was handled by a gameboy as well. I recall getting it as a gift and spending the bulk of a two day drive to Florida from Pennsylvania playing the game. Needless to say I was hooked. I am looking forward to seeing the falling shapes when I close my eyes and when I look at solid colors again…

Tetris: “Quinn is a pure Tetris for OS X—no dumb “innovations” or anything. Right on. I’ve been a Tetris fan since I first played it on a GameBoy a decade ago.” Source: inessential.com

Who links to you?

This is a cool way to scan the blog universe, (aka Cosmos) and see how you or sites you read are being referenced…

Who links to you?: “Find out at Technorati.  “Right now, we’re still building this site, so lots of things are still broken. Please don’t publicise it yet, we want to make sure that most of the kinks are worked out before we go live, but in the meantime, feel free to poke around.”  [link via evhead]

Source: jenett.radio

Give a man a fish…

Give a man a fish…: “Give Bill Gates a fish, and he’ll buy some tartar sauce to go with it.

Teach Bill Gates to fish, and he’ll build a tartar sauce factory and eventually corner the market. The tartar sauce won’t be as good as some other tartar sauce, but people won’t mind, they’ll just think that that faint hint of mercury is how tartar sauce is supposed to taste.

Give Scott McNealy a fish, and he’ll rant about how it’s all Microsoft’s fault.

But teach Scott McNealy to fish—and he’ll rant about how it’s all Microsoft’s fault.

Give Steve Jobs a fish, and he’ll give it back, being a vegan and all.

Teach Steve Jobs to fish, and you’d just be wasting your time, because he really doesn’t eat fish, I just told you.

Give Larry Ellison a fish, and he’ll eat for a day.

Teach Larry Ellison to fish, and he’ll come up with a better fish, one that can’t be captured or killed. (Leading to ecological catastrophe as the lesser fish are killed off by this new fish.)” Source: inessential.com